| Full
Body HIIT |
Mo |
10 AM - 11 AM |
HIIT is High Intensity Interval Training, a great way to work out
and
build fitness. No experience necessary! Our morning classes are quick and
invigorating, and
will get you recovered from whatever it was you regret last night and ready for
another
glorious day. Bring a partner or make a new friend. All experience levels welcome,
from
novice to gym bunny. Smoothies may be served. If you have a yoga mat, bring one, we
have
extras. (Not gonna lie, last year the people taking this class were just incredibly
easy on
the eyes, so this year we built an observation deck.) Monday is Full Body. |
| Welcome
to the Queerborhood Sunset Block Party |
Su |
7 PM - 9 PM |
Welcome home! This year the absolute ground zero of the
queerborhood is at
7:00 and Encantado. We looked it up, and an Encantado is a mythical pink, sparkly
were-dolphin known for their irresistible allure and enchanting qualities. Well,
that sounds
a lot like the Future Turtles, so we think we’ve found our home. Come to our opening
sunset
party, meet the Future Turtles, and find your long-lost friends, your next playa
boyfriend,
and more. Check out the view from our observation decks, explore the Pillow Fort and
Cuddle
Fort, and have a drink (alcoholic or non). As befits a camp from the future, our DJs
commit
to not playing the same old blah blah pop songs. |
| Core
HIIT |
Tu |
10 AM - 11 AM |
Our High Intensity Interval Training classes continue, a great way
to work
out and build fitness. No experience necessary. On Tuesday you’ll get Cardio, core
strength,
and lots and lots of sand. (Just kidding, we provide yoga mats). It’s time to work
that
core. |
| Lower
Body Strength |
We |
10 AM - 11 AM |
Come dig deep at our lower body strength class! It’s sure to
supercharge
those cross-playa bike trips. No experience necessary. Smoothies. |
| Naked
Pub Crawl Turtle Twerk-Off |
We |
2 PM - 6 PM |
Come shed your shell and show us what you’re made of! In honor of
the
annual Naked Pub Crawl, the Future Turtles welcome you to have an icy cold beverage
(alcoholic or non), check out our new observation deck, and explore the air
conditioned
Cuddle Fort and Pillow Fort. Sunscreen will be available, but, come on, it’s too
late for
that. |
| Upper
Body Strength |
Th |
10 AM - 11 AM |
Today we’re using bodyweight and banded movements that work the
shoulders,
triceps, biceps, and more. Resistance bands provided! All levels welcome. |
| Full
Body HIIT |
Fr |
10 AM - 11 AM |
HIIT is High Intensity Interval Training, a great way to work out
and
build fitness. No experience necessary! Our morning classes are quick and
invigorating, and
will get you recovered from whatever it was you regret last night and ready for
another
glorious day. Bring a partner or make a new friend. All experience levels welcome,
from
novice to gym bunny. Smoothies may be served. If you have a yoga mat, bring one, we
have
extras. (Not gonna lie, last year the people taking this class were just incredibly
easy on
the eyes, so this year we built an observation deck.) Friday is Full Body. |
| Ürkish
Coffee |
Tu Th |
11:59pm - 1am |
Allow yourself to be drawn into a world of rich traditions and
mystique,
where a cup of Ürkish Coffee, and many-a-Turtles to befriend awaits you. This is no
ordinary
brew, mind you, but an exotic elixir born from the exclusive beans of Black Rock
Farms. Once
you have relished the last drop, ask for the “kahin”, a seer guided by the divine
dance of
coffee grounds. Lend us your cup, and we shall weave tales of your future from the
sediment
left behind. But tread lightly, dear visitor, for the paths revealed by the
coffee's
remnants are not easily erased. The future they whisper can be as intoxicating as
the brew
itself, and once disclosed to you, they imprint themselves onto the canvas of
destiny. Come
for coffee and friends, and if you dare, leave with the knowledge of your destiny…
|
| Turtle
Lounge |
Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa |
11 AM - 11 PM |
At the center of the Queerborhood, the enchanting and alluring
Future
Turtles have built a gorgeous space to hang out 24/7. Whether you are on your way
out for an
evening on playa, coming back after a tiring bike ride, or looking to chill out and
meet
your neighbors, you’re welcome to pop in any time.
We have plenty of comfortable seating. There’s an air conditioned Cuddle Fort for
cuddle
puddles, and a separate air conditioned Pillow Fort for consensual male play. This
year
we’ve added a new observation deck with great views of the neighborhood and the
playa.
Because the Future Turtles believe Burning Man is a magical place outside of normal
space
and time, we think that nothing on playa should accidentally wrench you back to the
default
world. So our DJs commit to never playing popular music or really anything you’ve
heard
before. |
| Queer
Ritmo Night |
Th |
7pm-9:41pm |
Ven y mueve la cintura en un espacio cuir con música y bebidas
curadas por
tus amigues hispanohablantes de Future Turtlxs. Practica tu español, conoce a otros
cuirs y
desátate! Tod@s bienvenides! |